15 Feb 2007 A crying, urine-soaked Shrillary Clinton (former US Senator D-NY) was found hiding last night in the basement of the Smith College girl's freshman dormitory after eluding police and the FBI for 6 months. Clinton is wanted for fraud, racketeering, tax evasion, conspiracy, and for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Everyone does it. It will cut Medicare. It's the
economy, stupid. We should all just take a
deep breath. There is no controlling
legal authority. You Republicans are being
partisan. It's his private life. Anyways, the stock market is doing well. It's a risky tax scheme. We
should just put this past us. It will
blow a hole in the budget. Ken Starr is an
out-of-control prosecutor. America is too
sophisticated for that.We have forgiven
him. This is the ninties, anyways. You are being mean-spirited.
It's all part of a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Four years and Forty Million Dollars! We're going toWAR, Larry! WAR!
There is no corroborated evidence of any illegal activity by
any covered person. Can't we just move
on? He was traumatized as a child. You’ll blow a hole in the budget. There are Clinton Haters who will stop at
nothing. The most ethical administration
in our nations history. It's the Dow
Jones, not Paula Jones. It’s all about SEX,
SEX, SEX! You want to kill old people and
put them on the street.
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