JESSE JACKSON and his mistress Karin Stanford (circled) pose with Clinton and other Rainbow Coalition staffers on December 3, 1998 -- five months before Jesse's love child was born. Rev. Jackson is "ministering" to the President for his adultery.
Bill Clinton, the first black American president, meets with four other black losers in the Oval Office. Present, but absent from the picture, is Monica Lewinsky.
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the population for my act of copulation.
I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through masturbation, resulting in my fornication. I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite of her fascination with variation.
My wife is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization. Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and termination.I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further provocation.
Sincerely,
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
Dear Rev'rund,
I think your deflation is due to aggrevation at the thought of the population declining to continue its pattern of donation.
J.J., for the good of the nation, spare us your phoney inspiration and please remain in hibernation.
Sincerely,
M.C.
